Speed Awareness Course
Posted on: 18/09/2009 by richiex 4 Comments
One day I was driving along minding my own business when flash, the bastards got me, 2 weeks later Mr postman kindly dropped a letter through my post box from the plod, what was i doing? 36 in a 30, for F*** sake, are you serious!!
I've had my car stolen, my bike stolen, my tools stolen, assaulted twice with witnesses, identified the thieves that stole my equipment for my lively hood, any convictions? Not one f****** sniff!
I do 6mph over the limit and they're onto me like I've murdered the pope's wife. Some tosser of a copper pulled out on me the other week while I was riding my motorbike I then followed him to give him a piece of my mind, what speed did I have to do to keep up with him? 40mph what was the speed limit? 30mph!!!! (I got a picture of him before he got away, I'll post it on this website so we can all name and shame him)
Don't get me wrong I have the ultimate respect for her Majesties finest, I should have i tried to join a few years ago (didn't get in due to a dislocated shoulder 7 years earlier, well, they have to keep there numbers down some how) but my respect for them in the past few years is dwindling away.
Anyway before I was distracted by my own annoyance I was going to say I decided to take the option of the 'Speed Awareness Course' that was offered to me, I thought great that will save me 3 points and 60 quid! No it still costs 60 quid to take the bloody course, I'm not too fussed about the 3 points as the more you collect the bigger the prize, anyway, I go on the 4 hour course tomorrow so I'll keep my blog updated and let you my dear readers know how I get on.
RDX
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Comments (4)
Haha lol lol you nutter!!!
That is by far the funniest blog(essay, short story) iv read yet, cant wait for the update!!!!
I will tell you all about what happened on the course later this week, it was interesting and the result on my driving was interesting too.
Well how you get on??